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Do you love chocolate? Do you truly believe that chocolate makes every day a better day? Do images of chocolate
make you run screaming to your secret stash, for a quick hit of satisfaction and contentment? Does the mere thought
of chocolate make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?
If you answered YES to any of the above, then you are a prime candidate for the Virtual Chocolate Chocoholics
Club! Join thousands of others around the world with a commitment to come out and tell everyone that you are a
"Certified Card Carrying Chocoholic!" It's easy! It's Fun! It's a great Gift Idea for your friends
and loved ones!
Here's What You'll Get For Joining:
- A Lifetime Membership in the Chocoholic Club
- Substantial Discounts from many Chocolatiers
(see our Chocolate Locator for details - over 80 chocolatiers participating!)
- An official Chocoholic Certificate with membership number
- An official Chocoholic Card (see below)
Have a question? Email us.
The Card- "Don't Leave Home Without It!"
Proof that you are a "Card Carrying Chocoholic" can only be made if you have a card to carry!
A sturdy plastic "credit card style" card, complete with the "Chocoholic Rights"
(see copy below) printed on the back.
The Certificate- "Suitable for Framing!"
||Hang it on your wall at home or in the office. It lets people know what your rights as a "Ceritified Chocoholic"
are! When it comes to chocolate, don't take chances!
The Mouse Pad- "Careful not to drool on your keyboard!"
Every computer user needs a mouse pad, and this one lets the world know where you stand. Great for home and
office, just be careful not to drool on your keyboard!
The T-shirt- "They'll See You Coming and Going!"
This is a top quality shirt of 100%, combed cotton. Short sleeves with a look
that is great on women and men (there is no real gender gap among chocoholics), this shirt is attractive and funny on both sides!
Back of shirt reads:
The Chocoholic 12 Step Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Sizes M, L, XL and XXL
FOUR FUN MEMBERHIP PACKAGES!
Lifetime membership, plus discounts, card and certificate
Lifetime membership, plus discounts, card, certificate and mouse pad
Lifetime membership, plus discounts, card, certificate and T-shirt
Lifetime membership, plus discounts, card, certificate, mouse pad and T-shirt
Shipping & handling charge is $5.75 to US;|
international orders NO PROBLEM!
Card Carrying Chocoholic ~ Back of Card Copy
As a Certified Chocoholic, the Cardholder is entitled to compassion and understanding if they do not share
their box of chocolates with others, an extra helping of chocolate, chocolate-flavored food including condiments,
chocolate syrup, frosting, sprinkles, or any other form not yet invented; and the inalienable right to use chocolate
as a source of comfort, placation, or bribery for personal, professional and medicinal purposes of any kind.
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Virtual Chocolate desserts. Send fellow chocolate lovers a virtual treat. These chocolate treats are luscious and mouthwatering, and calorie-free. Best of all its free!. Send your valentine or special friend a personal message with a delectable photo of chocolate. A great way to celebrate valentine's day or a special occasion.
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