Chorus:    I love chocolate, I love you    I hope you'll never prove untrue    But I'll have chocolate if you do    I can count on chocolate Father never seemed to make enough to feed his children steak but Mom churned out that chocolate cake Chocolate made my childhood Chocolate is so action packed Makes some children hypreact But too much speed is what I lack Grown ups need more chocolate Dogs love chocolate, don't know why speeds their hearts up till they die Vet bill's gonna make you cry Don't let dogs have chocolate Some say growing old's the pits Balding heads and sagging hips But chocolate doesn't give us zits I'll trade my youth for chocolate How d'you know that Easter's here? Chocolate bunnies do appear If Easter happened twice a year We could have more chocolate Careless love can break your heart God knows smoking isn't smart Too much beer can make you fart Nothing's safe but chocolate If your husband's youth is spent His get-up-and-go has went Chocolate straightens what is bent Feed your husband chocolate Young folks doubt that those above Forty-five years old can love Sex, of course, we don't think of But we can still love chocolate Belgium is a damn fine place they eat chocolate by the case so let the whole damn human race sing the praise of chocolate When I'm in a traffic jam I don't sulk and say "goddamn"! I'm quite happy where I am Sittin', eatin' chocolate If your waistband's getting tight and dieting is such a fight you can curb your appetite Precede each meal with chocolate Americans cut down, I hear To less than five pounds each a year It shows that when you drink weak beer You lose your taste for chocolate Canadian women have it tough Do without some vital stuff A survey says they don't get enough _______________ Chocolate Now that ______ is twenty-five We're so glad that (s)he's alive It makes a good excuse to drive To ______ house for chocolate ______ is a damn fine place They eat chocolate by the case The future isn't hard to face In ______ with chocolate Here at this folk song retreat Some may think the weather's neat my chocolate melted in the heat Sunshine's hard on chocolate Some of you may think this song Is short on meaning and much too long And I'm not going to say you're wrong Let's go have some chocolate.